not-photogenic:

[esteban voice] little blonde peoples

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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

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codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

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danfanfics:

dantard:

kansass:

why cant i touch ppl through the internet

I feel you

did you just

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Joseph Campbell (via perfect)

(Source: samsaranmusing, via eloquence)

Suddenly you’re ripped into being alive. And life is pain, and life is suffering, and life is horror, but my god you’re alive and its spectacular.

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

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nopestiel:

^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}

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